Swords https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/ Read Swords online! https://www.swordscomic.com/media/2019SwordsBannerDt.png Swords https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/ <![CDATA[CCLIV - A Fools Errand]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCLIV/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>An elf, an orc, a troll and a dwarf are having tea together</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Female Elf:</strong> And so I said : I'll marry you if you find the Blade of the Fallen Star... which I obviously made up.</p> <p><strong>Female Troll:</strong> Ooh! And then what happened?</p> <p><strong>Female Elf:</strong> No idea. He never returned.</p> <blockquote> <p>Laughter</p> <p>Meanwhile, in a distant land:</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Golden Sword:</strong> Yes, it is I! The Blade of the Howling Star!</p> <p><strong>Male Elf:</strong> Damn it!</p> MJWills July 14, 2019, 2:22 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLIII - The Sacred Realm]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCLIII/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>A portal opens with a SLICE!</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Great Sage of Flames:</strong> What new world have we landed in this time?</p> <p><strong>The Demon Sword of Sacred Oaths:</strong> Humans!? In my sacred realm?</p> <blockquote> <p>The Demon Sword dumps a pile of papers in front of the Great Sage</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>The Demon Sword of Sacred Oaths:</strong> Great! You can help me with all this paper work.</p> MJWills July 13, 2019, 1:02 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLII - Sword-Nosed Dragon]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCLII/ ]]> <p><strong>Caption:</strong> The Sword-Nosed Dragon only has one natural enemy...</p> <p><strong>Caption:</strong> The Sheath-Faced Leviathan!</p> <blockquote> <p>The Sheath-Faced Leviathan swallows the Sword-Nosed Dragon</p> <p>SSSSsluuuuuurp!</p> <p>The Sheath-Faced Leviathan's body turns rigid as the tail-hilt connects with the Sheath-Faced Leviathan's mouth</p> <p>Clunk!</p> </blockquote> MJWills July 11, 2019, 8:47 a.m. <![CDATA[CCLI - Draw Swords]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCLI/ ]]> <p><strong>Warrior:</strong> Draw your sword.</p> <blockquote> <p>Other warrior holding up a piece of paper that reads "I can't draw"</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Warrior:</strong> Well that's fine!</p> <blockquote> <p>Warrior starts crying</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Warrior:</strong> Because I can't read.</p> MJWills July 10, 2019, 10:05 a.m. <![CDATA[CCL - Turning Of The Tide]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCL/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>Baltad, standing before Kargob's empty desk</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Baltad:</strong> Kargob?</p> <blockquote> <p>Baltad, wandering the Godrealm</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Baltad:</strong> Kargob...? Greg...? Where is everyone?</p> <blockquote> <p>Meanwhile in the mortal realm, the Demon King has found Smith in the Barbarian Village</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Demon King:</strong> Aha! Found you! You didn't think you could run and hide, did you?</p> <blockquote> <p>Smith is standing in front of four of Xiphos' Wives, Nova, Cula, Culter and Cultello</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Smith, the Fake Barbarian King:</strong> Stay behind me, ladies.</p> <blockquote> <p>Back in the Godrealm</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Kargob:</strong> Your champion isn't doing too well down there...</p> <p><strong>Baltad:</strong> Kargob! There you are!</p> <p><strong>Kargob:</strong> I took care of getting you a better one. The rest is up to you.</p> <blockquote> <p>Demon King punching Smith in the gut - WHAM!</p> <p>Demon King holding up Kargob's Fang, the fourth Godsword he needed</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Demon King:</strong> Kargob's Fang is mine!</p> <blockquote> <p>Kargob disintegrates</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Kargob:</strong> Take care, pal.</p> <p><strong>Baltad:</strong> KARGOB!!</p> MJWills July 7, 2019, 1:25 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXLIX - Whistle]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCXLIX/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>The Four-Eyed Demon Elf and Silvertongue standing in Demon Elf's castle</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Demon Elf:</strong> We've been spotted.</p> <blockquote> <p>Harpe and the Mystery Elf standing on the upper floor, Harpe is holding her giant Lake Monster sword</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Mystery Elf:</strong> Aw crap</p> <p><strong>Harpe:</strong> I think they noticed my big sword. Haha!</p> <blockquote> <p>Silvertongue whistling, a musical sword floating in the air playing the notes D E A D</p> <p>Harpe's face being sliced by a musical wind</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Harpe:</strong> What the...?</p> MJWills June 26, 2019, 9:55 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXLVIII - Shape-Shifting Swords Are Cool]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCXLVIII/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>Dark Knight holding up a tentacle monster</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Dark Knight:</strong> Prepare to die!</p> <p><strong>Squire:</strong> What in the name of Kargob is that?</p> <blockquote> <p>Dark Knight is now holding up a swarm of tiger paws</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Dark Knight:</strong> It's a shape-shifting sword. They're cool!</p> <blockquote> <p>Dark Knight is now holding up a pile of human body parts smushed together</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Dark Knight:</strong> Ew.</p> MJWills June 23, 2019, 3:53 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXLVII - The Sword of Sorrow]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCXLVII/ ]]> <blockquote> <p>There is a gloomy looking sword with a crying eye motif, left in a spooky forest</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> A magic sword? Way out here...?</p> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> I wonder what it does...?</p> <blockquote> <p>The Adventurer is clutching the sword and bent over, shaking</p> <p>The Adventurer bursts in to ugly tears</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>Other Adventurer:</strong> Hey man, are you o-</p> <p><strong>Adventurer:</strong> WHY WOULD ANYONE ABANDON A POOR MAGICAL SWORD?</p> MJWills June 22, 2019, 2:15 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXLVI - You Can't Handle The Truth]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCXLVI/ ]]> <p><strong>Naive Adventurer:</strong> I don't think this is the right way, Sword of Lies.</p> <p><strong>Sword of Truth:</strong> There is a monster behind you.</p> <p><strong>Naive Adventurer:</strong> Haha, nice try, you liar.</p> <p><strong>Magma Monster:</strong> CHOMP!</p> MJWills June 19, 2019, 10:48 a.m. <![CDATA[CCXLV - Colour of my Soul]]> https://www.swordscomic.com/swords/CCXLV/ ]]> <p><strong>Sword Sensei:</strong> Allow me to show you the Sword Transformation Technique!</p> <p><strong>Sword Sensei:</strong> Colour of my soul! Funky Katana!</p> <p><strong>Dog Sword:</strong> BARK!</p> <p><strong>Sword Sensei:</strong> Ahh! Isn't he precious?</p> <p><strong>Dog Sword:</strong> BARK! BARK!</p> MJWills June 16, 2019, 2:26 a.m.